LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET
OH MY GOD SCREAMING.
(Source: destructivemusic, via loving-that-officey-feel)
You can’t say happiness without saying penis
(via sfumatosoup1)
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
(via whoresilee)
Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
(via alisseus)
my mom asked me if thor was an anime….
loki onii-chan why are you so mean uguu
i-it’s not like i want the throne of asgard or anything… baka…!!
you’re both bakas
(Source: pepperbreath, via sodium-amytal)
to any of my followers that find me intimidating:
- I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
(Source: noctos, via sassy-gay-jake-english)


















